anarcho-nihilist
drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

anarcho-nihilist

First Wave VS Now

  • First Wave Feminists: We fought for the right for you to vote and you got it
  • Tumblr Feminists: Yeah but you know patriarchy
  • First Wave: Well you are the majority of voters now so why do you keep voting for men?
  • Tumblr Feminists: PATRIARCHY!
  • First Wave: Lets try something else, how about you run for congress yourself then, you also have equal opportunities to get an education.
  • Tumblr Feminists: I'm a gender studies major
  • First Wave: Yeah but you also complain about not enough female doctors/lawyers/engineers so....you have the equal opportunity to get educated why not?
  • Tumblr Feminists: MALE PRIVILEGE!
  • First Wave: Yes how are you being oppressed again? You can vote right?
  • Tumblr Feminists: Yes
  • First Wave: Go to school?
  • Tumblr Feminists: Yes
  • First wave: Hold a job in any occupation you want?
  • Tumblr Feminists: Wage gap! Plus women are actively oppressed out of pursuing any important careers...
  • First Wave: But you CHOSE gender studies, were you offered the chance to take something else...
  • Tumblr Feminists: Yes but men
  • First Wave: Did what?
  • Tumblr Feminists: Um....they said girls shouldn't do that
  • First Wave: And?
  • Tumblr Feminists: PATRIARCHY!
  • First Wave: Do you even know what feminism is? Or did you just redefine it as your right to whine about whining?